FAQ

What are your hours?

All Hours are by Appointment Only, within the below timeframes.

Please do not just stop by for anything but eating eggs, as I may be unable to service your request.
Please Call, Text or Email. I will return your call when i’m able.

Standard hours are:
M-F: 4PM to 7PM.
Saturday: 10am to 7PM.
Please reach out and schedule.

I want “X”.

For all intents and purposes, What I have listed on my products page is what I have for sale.
You’re welcome to ask – but i can’t stock everything all the time.

I want a Refund/To Return.

Sometimes, things don’t go according to plan. Please contact me and let me know what the issue is.
We’ll come to a resolution.
Can I Have a discount?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: It depends.

Recurring purchases, Large quantity purchase amount agreements and Contracts are all subject to price adjustments in your favor.
I’m not giving you a discount just cause you want one. I do not Haggle, and you’ll be asked to leave or ignored/blocked.

I want females only!

You and everyone else.
I have a 98% sex-cess rate on determining the sex of all my hatches. All of my chickens are auto-sexing, and I can vent-sex waterfowl with ease.

This obviously excludes shipped eggs.

Can you deliver or meet?

No – And if you ask, i’m going to ignore you.

All sales of live animals must be picked up here.

Please setup an appointment using the scheduler.

What is NPIP?

NPIP Means

“National Poultry Improvement Program”.

Overall, this program is a way to ensure biosecurity measures are implemented, and periodic Avian Influenza and Pullorum Typhoid testing is done. This means you get disease free and healthy eggs and birds.

Does it mean I can charge a little more?

Yes. Absolutely – but it doesn’t mean that I’m going to take advantage of you.

I hear you take Roosters?

This is true. I will buy any rooster you have with a few caveats.
> Roosters must be in good health. No mites, Coccidiosis, runny off-color poops or seriously underweight birds. NO EXCEPTIONS.
> I do -NOT- take Silkies, Frizzles, Bantams, Polish or any other small breeds.
> You must bring them to me.
> You must setup an appointment.
> $5 for Beginning to crow and older. $3 for no crow and younger.
> You must accept that any Rooster turned over to me will be used for food production.
—-I AM NOT A SANCTUARY OR RESCUE—

I’ll also take – Older Pekins, White Breasted Turkey, and Muscovy Drakes.
Same rules above apply. Prices vary on these, and are paid out on visual inspection.

Please use the Drop Off Scheduler in the navigation bar at the top of the page.

You’re an Asshole!

That’s your opinion – and you’re welcome to it.
While some of my ideals are counter-customer, I am a small business and a reserve the right to refuse business to anyone.

If you feel that you can’t agree to my policies… Sucks for you.
There’s always someone out there that wants to satisfy your needs at any cost. Go visit them.